Dadmaster's Day Off!

Holy crap, y'all!  Jessi got invited to a baby shower, and SO DID DANPAR!!!

The only question is...what on earth did I do on an afternoon without my wife and son?

Step 1:

Asked Google

That is not what I asked, Google.

Step 2:

Asked my friends

To give him some credit, drunk me is pretty awesome.

Step 3:

Went for a run

Serious business here.  This was the one thing I could think of that I just straight up couldn't do with a baby.  And it was delightful.  For, like ten seconds.

Step 4:

Did some micro-shopping

Went into a store to buy ONE thing.  No problem.
(That is like a superpower for a stay-at-home.)

Step 5:

Got comfortable

This is why curtains exist.

Step 6:

Blasted music on repeat

"All my life I've been living in the fast lane!"

Step 7:

Made a DanPar gif

Also, failed to combine the words "gif" and "giraffe".

Step 8:

Had some caprese skewers

Used dried basil.  Cause it's cheap.
And of course I'm still "comfortable".

Step 9:

Blogged

Aren't these nice curtains?  DanPar didn't think so...
THE CURTAIN STORY: COMING SOON!!!